[Outlook] 我現在不在辦公室

wmh

公司內部有在用 Exchange Server/Outlook 的應該都知道 Outlook 提供一個郵件自動答覆的留言功能，這邊找到一篇蠻有趣的內容，呵呵~~

• I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood
• You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
• I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on September 30th. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
• Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $10.99 for the first ten words and $5.99 for each additional word in your message.
• The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
• Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
• I've run away to join a different circus.

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凱森

I've run away to join a different circus.
有笑點,哈!哈!